First and foremost, let me apologize for the plethora of mutilated pitbulls and miniature corgis and their families. It’s downright…
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Dear Your Majesty, I hear you trade babies in exchange for granting wishes. And so, I write with exciting news:…
I went to sleep with the pandemic surging and the vaccine rollout botched and the climate crisis getting worse, and…
This morning, December 16th, Taco Bell put out an official press release to hype up the return of their flagship…
Senator, I hope this letter and package of fine Amazon products finds you well. I’m writing today to discuss the…
To President Donald J. Trump,We are the members of the Presidential One-Termer Club, an important group that prides itself on…
1. An unsupervised baby has access to weapons systems. 2. Regime change widely celebrated, also a boon for militias. 3.…
We have had enough. This was the last straw (literally, people, please, no more straws – I have cousins in…
Gather ’round, and let me tell you the story of the first Thanksgiving. But before I do that, can you…
1. Are you Pennsylvania? Because I plan to turn you(r balls) blue. 2. Call me Four Seasons Total Landscaping, because…