Author: The Robot Butt Staff

So it’s 2016 and your love life just isn’t what you hoped it would be. That’s okay, because we’re here to help you turn things around. Is your resolution to spice things up in the bedroom? Do you simply just want to meet someone? No matter what you want for your love life, utilizing the following scintillating tips will ensure that you get everything you want in the love department this year. 1. Invest in your love life. Let someone know just how special they are by sending your dick pics in 4K this time. 2. Role-playing can add some…

Say what you will about New York’s nightlife scene, but the fact remains that the city is still the party center of the world. So in our yearly update, we found the top five most-happening bathroom lines in the city that you’ve just got to check out. Hitting the club alone? Don’t worry, we know the city is a lonely place, so we’ve also written five of the most off-the-hook friendship-making tips to make sure your night gets off to a banging start! The Up & Up – A high-end venue for young professionals and professional partiers. Insider Tip: Bathroom lines can be a…

With the close of 2015, it’s time to look back (to the future, that is). From hoverboards to self-lacing shoes, thumbprint IDs to Google Glass, Back to the Future II predicted a lot of amazing things, so let’s take a look at some of the most impressive! 1. American Patriot Kim Davis We all remember the famous scene where a Hill Valley resident tells Marty McFly that the gay marriage ruling was “a hundred-to-one shot,” but we might forget how bold this prediction really was. Not only did the Back to the Future II writers predict a homosexual-tolerant world in 2015…

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If607waOrE0&feature=youtu.be The anticipation for Star Wars: The Force Awakens has reached a fever pitch, aided by a brilliant marketing campaign that has refused to spoil some of the biggest moments of the movie. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still guess as to what’s going to happen when this film is finally unleashed upon the public. Here are 20 predictions for what’s going to happen in The Force Awakens: J.J. Abrams delivers on his promise to return incest to the plot of the new trilogy in a big way. In a powerful scene, the Rebel Alliance realizes droids are basically slaves and everyone…

With the release of her long-awaited new album 25, Adele is once again all the rage. And in a recent Wall Street Journal article, it was reported that a Nielsen analysis found the majority (62%) of Adele’s fans to be soccer-playing, light beer-drinking moms between the ages of 25 and 44. But who makes up the rest of Adele’s rabid fan base? We did some research of our own to find out, collecting it in the infographic below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbpB6QAm3mA Black Friday shopping is stressful, but it doesn’t have to be! With these 16 tips, you’ll be nabbing up sweet deals and taking care of business all day long. Sleeping in front of Best Buy can double as that camping trip you promised your son. You may not think you need more bath towels, but you haven’t truly lived until you’ve bought one at 90% off! Fun fact: Black Friday is named for the color your soul permanently turns upon entering a Walmart at 3 a.m. for a Toby Keith box set. Don’t leave the kids out of the fun.…

1. Cut it off. 2. Get rid of it. 3. Cut it off and immediately apologize to your friends and family. 4. Cut if off. 5. Just cut it off. 6. Cut it off now. 7. Cut the whole thing off. 8. Cut it off and make sure it never comes back. 9. Cut it off and have your memory erased. 10. Stop brutally offending everyone around you and cut if off. 11. Burn it off your head. 12. Don’t be such a conspicuous asshole and cut it off. 13. Get rid of it immediately. 14. Cut if off. 15.…

A few days ago, we received this letter from Thomas Perez, the United States Secretary of Labor (featured above), with explicit instructions that we share it with our audience. Hi, I’m Thomas Perez. You might know me as the Secretary of Labor for these United States of America. I started on July 23, 2013, and I’m proud of the progress we’ve made in my tenure. Unemployment is down, job numbers are up, and the economy is doing pretty well. But I’m never satisfied. We can always improve the job-seeking process for Americans, both young and old. With that in mind, I…