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      August 24, 2026

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      May 12, 2026

      EVERY LEGAL CHARGE BY HIS MAJESTY’S GOVERNMENT AGAINST “THE ANDREW FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE”

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      October 18, 2026

      A Cartoon About A Prawn

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      This End Up

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      Modern Hail Sizes for a Golf Ball Illiterate Nation

      October 11, 2026

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      September 12, 2026

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      September 11, 2026

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      September 7, 2026

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      April 2, 2026

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      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      Your Child’s First Steps Toward a Life of Meaningful Labor

      October 20, 2026

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      September 22, 2026
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      June 17, 2022

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      February 7, 2026

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      January 22, 2026

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      September 30, 2025

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      February 9, 2025

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      August 11, 2026

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      September 9, 2026

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      August 31, 2026

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      July 17, 2015

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      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

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      August 15, 2025

      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

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      Your Child’s First Steps Toward a Life of Meaningful Labor

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    My New Year’s Resolution is to Make Sure My Friends Finish Their Resolutions

    By Mr. SandwichJanuary 3, 2024

    I, like so many others, come up with too many goals every year that I’ll never actually have the time…

    Life

    MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION IS TO GET MORE CREATIVE WITH MY ICELANDIC NECROPANTS

    By Rowdy GeirssonJanuary 2, 2024

    Okay, so it’s been a full three years now since I first put on the Icelandic necropants. It all started out…

    Life

    Reviewing How I Did on My 2023 New Year’s Resolutions

    By Reise Kitts and Walt BraleyJanuary 1, 2024

    Help with the Laundry SUCCEEDED – The wife made a mention back in 2022 that I wasn’t helping out enough…

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    What to Expect from Robot Butt in 2024

    By The Robot Butt StaffDecember 31, 2023

    This year has certainly had its ups and downs here on our comedy website. With major successes like our second…

    Life

    I Know Santa is Actually My Parents, but That Doesn’t Change the Fact That I’m Getting Coal Every Year

    By Walt BraleyDecember 29, 2023

    I waited to write this because I thought this year might be different, but, of course, it wasn’t. I am…

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    My 10 Personal Goals for the Next Year:

    By Behzad BarkhordariDecember 28, 2023
    Comics

    Three More Cartoons by Matt Eng

    By Matt EngDecember 27, 2023
    Life

    You Could Actually Be Reading One of Those Books You Got for Christmas Instead of This Article

    By Walt BraleyDecember 26, 2023

    Come on, why not try something different this year and actually read that book your dad/mom/uncle/cousin’s family gave you? You…

    Life

    We Apologize for Our Christmas Card. The Print Shop Mixed Up Our Text With a Different Order

    By Walt BraleyDecember 25, 2023

    Once again, let us say happy holidays, merry Christmas, and we’re sorry! We wanted to post a normal Christmas card…

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    Dear Joseph of Nazareth: A Response from the Bethlehem Stables Inn to your Review

    By Noah SeligmanDecember 24, 2023

    Dear Joseph of Nazareth: I am the manager at the Bethlehem Stables Inn.  I was disappointed to read your harsh…

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