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      Title: We’re Rebooting “The Three Commandments”

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      February 24, 2026

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      February 18, 2026

      RE: My Upcoming Concert at Your Starbucks. 

      September 6, 2025

      After Drummer Porn Arrest, New Pornographers Look for Less Controversial Band Name 

      May 21, 2025

      DISCUSSION THREAD: Idris Elba’s Music

      May 16, 2025

      Why I Finished Reading That Terrible Book

      April 25, 2026

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      April 15, 2026

      Welcome To Our TV Show Pop-Up Bar, Which Is Not a Scam

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      How Smoking Your Cigarette Shows If You’re Evil

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      A Cartoon About Alarm Clocks

      February 4, 2026

      Happy Holidays! Here’s A Cartoon About Christmas Trees

      December 25, 2025

      The Riddles Of Dragon Hollow: An Ultra-Short Pulp Fantasy Parody

      September 20, 2025

      Tis Time For More Advice From The Advice Imp!

      September 10, 2025

      Elephant in the Examination Room

      April 26, 2026

      Coffee Comrades

      February 26, 2026

      THE THREE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE ARE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

      January 23, 2026

      Beckett versus Beckett

      October 4, 2025
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      Seder hopping with the Passover King

      May 15, 2025

      College Students Suggest Causes for Fossilized Vomit

      April 30, 2025

      Oedipus’ Lament

      April 18, 2025

      10 Relevant Events in History that were Originated by a Joke

      February 20, 2025

      Valentine’s Day Musings From a Drunken William Shakespeare 

      February 13, 2025
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      I Dated Four AI Boyfriends So You Don’t Have To

      April 27, 2026

      Peanut Butter is Coming Back to School!

      March 6, 2026

      Scientists Discover Trending Chimpanzee Fashion Statement: Sticking Grass In Their Ears And Backsides

      February 27, 2026

      Report: 80% Of People Looking At Their Phones On The Train Are Watching Porn 

      January 25, 2026

      Local Airline Pilot Takes Train To Work

      April 2, 2026

      Thank You AI!

      January 6, 2026

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance

      May 4, 2025

      Tourist Tips to Avoid Screaming, “I’m an American who plays Dungeons & Dragons”

      April 28, 2026

      I Dated Four AI Boyfriends So You Don’t Have To

      April 27, 2026

      Why I Finished Reading That Terrible Book

      April 25, 2026

      Welcome To Our TV Show Pop-Up Bar, Which Is Not a Scam

      April 14, 2026
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      July 28, 2024

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      January 15, 2024

      These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball Antics

      June 17, 2022

      Hey, Uh, Did This Canva Template Just Invent A New Sports League?

      February 7, 2026

      NFL Team Eliminated? Clueless about Football? Find a Favorite: A Pre-Super Bowl Connection Guide For Choosing YOUR Bandwagon 

      January 22, 2026

      Colorado Buffalo Replacement Mascot Part of Failed Conspiracy?

      September 30, 2025

      5 Ins and Outs for Your Super Bowl Party!

      February 9, 2025

      Woman Pretending to Like Sports to Sleep With Man Asks Him Which Soccer Teams Played in the Super Bowl

      February 21, 2026

      Lindsey Vonn Suffers Crash In Wheelchair Race At Hospital 

      February 17, 2026

      LIFEHACK: When Your Dad Texts You About Not Understanding The Bad Bunny Halftime Show, Reuse Your Responses From The Kendrick Lamar Halftime Show

      February 8, 2026

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      February 7, 2026
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      BREAKING: Your Oven Clock Has The Time Wrong

      March 8, 2026

      Lindsey Vonn Suffers Crash In Wheelchair Race At Hospital 

      February 17, 2026

      Seconds Before Competing At The Highest Level, Entire World Comes Together To Boo J.D. Vance

      February 6, 2026

      HEARTBREAKING: Middle Schooler With Mad Libs Book Out Of Bad Words

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      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

      Happy April Fools’ Day, Here’s My Actual Social Security Number

      April 1, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!

      March 9, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Is Closed Today! RIP Gene! Our Open Mic Night Is Still This Wednesday, March 4th!

      March 2, 2026

      Chicago Friends, We Have A New Show Called “Open Mic Night At A Bowling Alley” Coming To The Annoyance Theater Wednesdays In March!

      February 22, 2026

      Happy April Fools’ Day, Here’s My Actual Social Security Number

      April 1, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Announcement: Last Week To Claim February Lost And Found Items, Also Open Mic This Wednesday Night!

      March 9, 2026

      BREAKING: Your Oven Clock Has The Time Wrong

      March 8, 2026

      Dayton Bowling Center Is Closed Today! RIP Gene! Our Open Mic Night Is Still This Wednesday, March 4th!

      March 2, 2026
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      August 15, 2025

      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

      June 10, 2024

      Jason’s Dozen: A Friday the 13th Humor Collection

      October 13, 2023

      Halloween Compendium of Terror: A Spooky Humor Anthology

      October 31, 2022

      Tourist Tips to Avoid Screaming, “I’m an American who plays Dungeons & Dragons”

      April 28, 2026

      I Dated Four AI Boyfriends So You Don’t Have To

      April 27, 2026

      Elephant in the Examination Room

      April 26, 2026

      Why I Finished Reading That Terrible Book

      April 25, 2026

      Tourist Tips to Avoid Screaming, “I’m an American who plays Dungeons & Dragons”

      April 28, 2026

      I Dated Four AI Boyfriends So You Don’t Have To

      April 27, 2026

      Elephant in the Examination Room

      April 26, 2026

      Why I Finished Reading That Terrible Book

      April 25, 2026

      Tourist Tips to Avoid Screaming, “I’m an American who plays Dungeons & Dragons”

      April 28, 2026

      I Dated Four AI Boyfriends So You Don’t Have To

      April 27, 2026

      Elephant in the Examination Room

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      Why I Finished Reading That Terrible Book

      April 25, 2026
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    Damn It: They Printed the Plot to ‘The Last Jedi’ on My Ticket

    By Brad HartlandDecember 15, 2017

    I made every effort to avoid any and all spoilers to Star Wars: The Last Jedi. I haven’t watched a…

    Thoughts

    Hi, I’m a Magical Snowman Who Just Came to Life and Is Asking You About Your Relationship Status

    By Matt MoreaDecember 15, 2017

    Hey there. I appear to be a talking snowman, and I just wanted to thank you for putting this magical…

    Politics

    With Trump’s New Santa Clause, Terms and Conditions May Apply

    By Sarah Louisa BurnsDecember 15, 2017

    With the holiday season barreling upon us like a stampede of Black Friday shoppers hurtling each other for a $7…

    Life

    Battles in the War on Christmas I Won While Running Errands

    By Amy BarnesDecember 14, 2017

    The Walgreens War The cashier initially refused to print CHRISTmas on my card order. I prayed for her. For thirty…

    Entertainment

    100 Words or Less: On My Xenomorph/’Frozen’ Slashfic Disney Just Made Canon

    By David MoganDecember 14, 2017

    Boy, Bob Iger, all I can say is, “Thank you!” Your assistant stated in the deposition all letters not shredded…

    Life

    Healthy Christmas Desserts That Will Make Your Mother-in-Law Say ‘YAS, Bitch!’

    By Molly KiernanDecember 14, 2017

    Karen, the holidays are stressful, and your mother-in-law, Debbie, does not make them any easier. You know she has hated…

    Life

    Signs Your Kids Are Too Old to Believe in Santa

    By Chaco DanielDecember 14, 2017

    1. Refuse to stop giggling anytime someone mentions Santa coming down a chimney. 2. Offered to give the mall Santa a…

    Breaking News

    Alabama as Surprised as You

    By Robot Butt News Corp.December 13, 2017

    MONTGOMERY, Ala. – Following the stunning upset by Democrat Doug Jones in last night’s special Senate election, Alabamians announced to the…

    Life

    The Robot Butt Gift Guide for Your Non-Existent Budget

    By Tim GaydosDecember 13, 2017

    Christmas is just around the corner, which means it’s time to figure out what presents to get the loved ones…

    Life

    I Would Like to Return These Christmas Shoes

    By Kelly SaterDecember 13, 2017

    Hi, this is really embarrassing, but I’d like to return these Christmas shoes. This is crazy but apparently, last Christmas,…

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