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    Rejected Promotions for Major League Baseball’s 2018 Season

    Erik Sternberger & Matt SchlichtingBy Erik Sternberger & Matt SchlichtingMarch 27, 2018Updated:March 11, 2019No Comments3 Mins Read
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    Los Angeles Dodgers

    7th Inning Valet Giveaway

    The first 200 fans get a ticket to have a valet pick up their car for them during the seventh inning stretch in order to beat the traffic of the other fans leaving during the seventh inning to beat the traffic home.

    Chicago Cubs

    Keep-Your-Shirt-On Double Header Challenge

    Every fan over the age of 21 sitting in the bleachers gets a complimentary T-shirt. If they manage to keep it on for both games, it’s theirs to keep! Co-sponsored by Old Style.

    Miami Marlins

    Firesale Night

    Fans may place a bid on any item in Marins Park and the highest bidder goes home with the item.*

    *Item can be taken away and given to the Yankees at any point in the game, including your seat (you will be asked to stand)

    Houston Astros

    Hurricane Harvey Water Giveaway

    Every fan is given a mop full of Hurricane Harvey left over from the lower tunnels of the stadium squeezed out into a one-gallon Ziploc bag to keep or dispose of off-site.

    New York Yankees

    Old Timey Fact Book Giveaway

    Fans 12 and under get a book full of all the statistics they will need to know for players their fathers and grandfathers will be endlessly talking about while watching the game. With an introduction by Paul O’Neill.

    Arizona Diamondbacks

    American Citizen Family Day

    ICE agents will be at all gates checking everyone’s citizenship* to make sure the game can be enjoyed by only American citizens. First pitch by former governor Jan Brewer!

    *Does not apply to players

    Detroit Tigers

    Adopt an Abandoned Building Night

    Upon entry, the first 1,000 fans are handed deeds to abandoned buildings around the city and a $10 gift card from Lowe’s to aid in beautification.

    New York Mets

    Jay-Z Night

    An entire night to celebrate Jay-Z in the hope that he shows up so that a photo of him in a Mets hat gets on Getty Images and makes them look cool.

    Tampa Bay Rays

    Baseball Game

    Somehow let the community know that there is a professional baseball team in town.

    Cleveland Indians

    Reparation Nights

    Any attendee of Native American heritage can get the Chief Wahoo suite for a weekday home game at half price.*

    *Life-sized Chief Wahoo will not be removed from the suite until the 2019 season.

    Los Angeles Angels

    Mike Trout Trout Mic Giveaway

    A trout-shaped microphone that when you speak into it you sound like you are underwater with pre-programmed buttons that give tips on water conservation during a drought. Co-sponsored by the Los Angeles Department of Power and Water.

    Washington Nationals

    Cabinet Nights (Recurring)

    Any current member of President Trump’s Cabinet is invited to throw out the first pitch. Time will be allotted for the pitch to be re-thrown before the 4th and the 8th innings, should that Cabinet member resign or be fired/indicted during the game.

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    Erik Sternberger & Matt Schlichting

    Erik Sternberger is a writer and improviser based out of Columbus, Ohio. He studied at The Second City Chicago and also writes sketches and short plays. He recently had his science fiction satire collection "But It's Not About That" enjoy a well-reviewed three-week run. Follow Erik on Twitter @ZapThunder. Matt Schlichting lives in Columbus, OH, and is excited to celebrate a one-year anniversary with his beautiful dog. He is also co-editor of LetsGoTribe.com.

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