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Hey! I’m so glad you were able to meet me at this obscure Senegalese-Cuban fusion gastropub! I hear the chili-braised…
Benevolent producers, a million dollars just isn’t what it used to be. Neither is the $75,000 third-place prize I happened…
A collection of accounts from America’s second civil war. In November of 2026, the United States engaged in its second…
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The recent MAGA executive order limiting the number of dolls for each child has prompted famous children from America’s past…
(How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Trans Fat) Follow The Experts It’s not like any idiot can just…
And when the last Dave falls, who will man the barbecue? A shepherd named Dave slew Goliath and became King…
What about selling your organs on the black market? Dear seniors, The university Career Center offers you our congratulations and…
Dear Hiring Managers of the World, I am writing to inform you that I’ll no longer be writing cover letters…