Nobody freak out. I can’t find the elevator certificate. It’s missing. Gone. Don’t ask me where it went, don’t ask…
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Is this some kind of sick joke? I signed up for multi-colored hair modeling fun not a lapful of neon…
You know his face, but you probably don’t know his name. For forty seven years, Uncle Herschel ubiquitously sat next…
It’s just me and my tentmate in a two-person Sundome tent, deep in the woods. It’s 3am. We’ve been stuck…
Thank you all for being here tonight. I have to say, this is a really spirited crowd! (Pause for laughter.) Get it?…
1. “We don’t like the playlist. Stop pretending we do.” Apparently, my calming “Rainforest Focus Vibes” mix actually gives them anxiety.…
I’ve been personally victimized by a self-checkout machine four times this week, and I’m starting to take it personally. After…
Welp, there’s another $25,000 of research and market testing down the drain. Our efforts to convert this unfocused website into…
7 a.m.: Hit the gym, gotta get the pump on. Pecs and tris have to be popping for best hug-feel. …
I truly have no idea what to do about this. I was on Yelp looking to see what places around…