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Mailer-Daemon
Undeliverable: Delivery Status Notification (Failure) 10:02 AM
Your message wasn’t delivered to dan@schlinnco.com because the address couldn’t be found.
herbert@schlinnco.com
Re: Kickball Shirts 10:04 AM
I would like this as a POLO.
Sincerely,
Herb
pj@schlinnco.com
Re: Kickball Shirts 10:15 AM
Can’t find our other thread. Need you to add a column to the effect of “clients lost right before Dan fucked us” and redo report. [Attachment: Q3_doNOTshare.xlsx]
Size large.
waylan@schlinnco.com
Re: Kickball Shirts 12:22 PM
Unfortunately, I have chronic poison ivy on my neck and chest (I live near a swamp and frequently lose things in there) and I need to let the lesions breathe. Any chance this is available in a deep V or a scoop neck?
trish@schlinnco.com
Some Concerns 2:53 PM
Hi, there. Are these tee shirts sustainably sourced? I took a peek at the manufacturer’s website and it looks like they might be produced in a carbon forward warehouse. 🙁
I would hate to add “failure to uphold ESG commitment” to all the other fires management is putting out right now! Maybe Aqua Duds has some better options? Their clothing is made from zero-waste bull kelp!
Sp4rtacus244@gmail.com
Limp dickball 3:33 PM
How much buy-in does this have from higher-ups? Who all is signed up? Is PJ paying for it?
Look I honestly think you’re the only smart person left at this company and that’s why I figured I’d take a chance and run this by you: If someone were to show up every Thursday night, kick a ball made for children, and lap a bunch of nerds who never played a D1 sport, could they then make the case (in a quarterly review, for example) that they are a 5/5 team player who deserves a 25% salary bump? I’m actually being so real with you right now. I need to convince the execs that I give a shit about these lemmings we work with. I know PJ trusts you so you probably have valuable insight.
Just be chill and respond. Don’t bother attempting to figure out who this is–my OPSEC is airtight. Literally everyone is trying to take me down right now.
nathaniel@schlinnco.com
LFG SchlinnCo! 4:15 PM
cc: ellabella@heirloombodybutter.com
Schlinn for the Win! Ha. Love the creativity and incorporation of our logo. In the future, please run any slogans, branded designs, group activities, etc. by me before going company wide. Thanks for understanding!
We’ll do 1 XL and 2 Mediums. My partner and our dog will be coming out to support!
ellabella@heirloombodybutter.com
Re: LFG SchlinnCo! 4:17 PM
cc: Nathaniel@schlinnco.com
Hey, girlie! Love that y’all are finding ways to keep the party going after work hours haha
I am actually a size small (last time I checked lol) & Pancake will take a unisex large!! Your socials can thank me later 😉
p.s. I heard about what happened with You-Know-Who. ummmm hello Serial Season 4?!
ellen@schlinnco.com
Re: Kickball Shirts 1:49 AM
M? Or L? I want to make mine into a crop top.
Also. Team name: SchlinnCo Cunty Bunters.
Tell me Herb G. is not the cuntiest bunter you’ve ever seen.