This year was the first year in history that actually lasted a decade (remember when there was a Winter Olympics?!), but 2018 is finally – mercifully – coming to a close, and with that it’s time for reflection.
When we look back on 2018, we take stock of everything we’ve learned, everything that made us better in the long run. We – ah, who cares, here are the ten most-read Robot Butt posts from the past year:
10. The Forbes 20 Under the Influence of 420
9. I’m Going on a Haunted House Tour for the History But Also Because I Really Want to Fuck a Ghost
8. Man Will Never Forget 9/11 Joke
7. Which Makes More Sense: Count Chocula or the Things DJ Khaled Yells?
5. My One-Piece: The Swimsuit That Keeps on Giving
4. Excellent Rap Lyrics, Volume XXIII: 21 Savage Would Like to Pour Hot Sauce All Over Your Titties
3. Tech Help Logs When Your New Employee Is a Reformed But Malfunctioning Misogynistic Manbot
2. LIFE HACK: How to Get Double Chicken at Chipotle for Just $1.50 Extra
Happy New Year!