UNBELIEVABLE junior studio for rent! Applicant must provide signed and verbal oath to Supreme Leader, a list of suspected sympathizers to the underground resistance, and two most recent pay stubs.
Newly renovated one bedroom! Remodeled kitchen with secluded breakfast nook perfect for preparing nutrient paste, pondering the brilliance of the Supreme Leader, or staring blankly while willing yourself to think no thoughts. NO READING IN THE SECLUDED NOOK!
Remarkable three-bedroom flex! Amenities include swimming pool, storage unit and AUTOMATIC washer/dryer that will really bring out the grey in your regulation jumpsuits! Pets welcome.
Beautiful COZY unit on 58th floor of government-approved complex. Expansive windows with sweeping views of the capital. PERFECT for watching hangings of political dissidents in the town square.
Luxurious one bedroom apartment open! Unit comes with BEAUTIFUL tapestry of Supreme Leader!! Non-removable. NO NEED to check for a recording device behind it! It IS there!
Furnished two bedroom unit ready for a real party loyalist! PRE-INSTALLED television for daily viewings of our Supreme Leader. Thin walls make sure your neighbors can hear you chant!
Adorable three bedroom, one bathroom condominium with wonderful patio. NO CONTEMPLATING ALTERNATE FORMS OF GOVERNMENT ON THE PATIO!
Spacious and bright three bedroom apartment now available. Reliable, live-in super who will provide daily reports of your and your roommates’ activities to the landlord and/or nearest government official. Live-in super does not and will not make repairs.
Five bedroom, no bathroom basement unit with BEAUTIFUL BOOK-BURNING FIREPLACE! Throw a heretical text from the old world onto the fire and RELAX!
Lovely one bedroom apartment for rent. A short jaunt to the Music Hall in hip downtown! Watch the reunion concert of the Supreme Leader’s FAVORITE band, and the only artists from before the Great Cultural Purge, The Eagles!
Stunning two bedroom and half bath recently opened up! Asking price for unit is BEST OFFER as previous owners legally no longer exist nor have never existed according to the Supreme Leader. Only small pets allowed.
Radiant four bedroom apartment FILLED with natural light! Exercise bike in unit! Stay in TIP-TOP shape to fight for our Supreme Leader and generate YOUR OWN electricity!
Exquisite two bedroom with wide open spaces ready right now! DO NOT USE WIDE OPEN SPACES TO PLAN VIOLENT INSURRECTION!
Homey ten bedroom, one bath available! This unit forgoes heat and hot water as we are at perpetual war with “The Others!”
True two bedroom apartment available. The state says there are three bedrooms. There are three bedrooms. There have always been three bedrooms. Don’t DOUBLE-THINK this amazing offer!!
Room available in quaint farm. Must LOVE pig overlords. No pets.
Remember our motto at State-Approved Realty: “War is Peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is missing out on these GREAT DEALS!”