UNBELIEVABLE junior studio for rent! Applicant must provide signed and verbal oath to Supreme Leader, a list of suspected sympathizers to the underground resistance, and two most recent pay stubs. Newly renovated one bedroom! Remodeled kitchen with secluded breakfast nook perfect for preparing nutrient paste, pondering the brilliance of the Supreme Leader, or staring blankly while willing yourself to think no thoughts. NO READING IN THE SECLUDED NOOK! Remarkable three-bedroom flex! Amenities include swimming pool, storage unit and AUTOMATIC washer/dryer that will really bring out the grey in your regulation jumpsuits! Pets welcome. Beautiful COZY unit on 58th floor of…
Author: Johnathan Appel
Johnathan Appel
Johnathan Appel is a comedian, writer, and actor based in New York City. He performs regularly at venues all around the city, including the Magnet Theater, the PIT, and Q.E.D. His writing has been featured in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Comedy, and his college newspaper. He is often confused with the “Jonathan Apple” which is a fruit based out of Woodstock, NY.
A podcast where I interview a celebrity A podcast where I talk about how I wish I could book a celebrity to interview A podcast where I interview my friend, Eric, who is available on Tuesday afternoons at 3 p.m. A podcast recapping a TV show everyone loves A podcast recapping a TV show everyone hates A podcast recapping a TV show from ten years ago A podcast about The West Wing because it’s so relevant right now A podcast where Eric and I discuss a recent popular movie A podcast where Eric and I discuss a recent popular movie…