Hey! It’s me, from English class! Remember? Me neither! Anyways, I’m a bodybuilder now. Thought you could forget me, huh?…

Dearest Paul, the Love of My Life, It is my deep regret to tell you that I will not be…

Gerald Human was in the back office of his jelly store when he heard the bell ring. A blood-curdling hiss…

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Nice Kevlar. May I buy you a can of potable water? I know you from somewhere. Weren’t we in that…

Freshly 28, Louisa sits at the table waiting for her family to prepare her cake in the kitchen. Her aunt…

So it turns out our new house is right on the Woodland Creature Walk of Fame. We had no idea,…

The night was dark; our introductions, unceremonious. A lumbering man and an unsteady woman hefted me out of a rusted…

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