So it turns out our new house is right on the Woodland Creature Walk of Fame. We had no idea, but I can’t say we’re not thrilled! I’m guessing they (the Academy of Woodland Creatures) hold these lavish yet clandestine ceremonies in the middle of the night – you probably can’t even get in without a press pass. With tears of pride streaming down their fuzzy faces, the little buggers must solemnly press their paws into wet cement to create these gorgeous monuments honoring the most revered and accomplished furballs in nature. Seriously, our block is a who’s who of…
Author: Louie Calvano
Louie Calvano
Louie is an advertising copywriter in the Chicago area who fills his spare time with various literary pursuits and by playing ferocious punk rock in his righteous band Vortis.