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    Why Didn’t Anyone Mention Police Brutality Before Last Week?

    By Sean PeecookJune 23, 2020

    Ugh, I just discovered police brutality against Black people, and I’m sorry, but it is NOT OKAY. As a white…

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    Why Your Schizophrenia Could Indicate Deeper Issues

    By Justin CourterJune 19, 2020

    Having been diagnosed, you already know that the cell receptors for some of your neurotransmitters are functioning in an irregular…

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    Useful Parenting Feedback From My Kids That I Really Shouldn’t Ignore

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    The 10 People You Facebook Rage-Follow in Quarantine

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    It’s been months in lockdown and every night you tell yourself you will focus on sexy YouTube dance workout videos…

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    The Glaciers Are Melting (Also My Hairline Is Receding) and the Time to Act Is Now

    By Dave PowersJune 13, 2020

    Humanity has reached a pivotal moment in the course of our history, where our action, or inaction, will have such…

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    Help! My Grandpa Fell Over and I’m Scared He Might Be Antifa!

    By Chris BrotzmanJune 10, 2020

    Hello, 911?!?! Hi, yes, oh my God. This is terrible. My grandpa just fell over. He’s an 85-year-old white male. I’m…

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