Author: Joel Mazmanian

I thought about going on a cashew diet, but that’s just nuts  – as you’ll find of almost any extreme diet or doctrine. I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work. You can’t force a premise. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. Sometimes, the answers to life’s most difficult questions are also the most obvious. Earth’s rotation really makes my day. Because with any new day comes the dawning of limitless possibility. I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes, Dad laughs. Sometimes, all Dad, or any of us, needs is a laugh. I worked in…