Don’t complain that I’m late getting up this morning because you didn’t force me to go to bed earlier last night. My teacher says it’s good to start the day happy. If you want me to start off on the right foot, I should eat what I want… and I want chocolate marshmallows. Doing chores takes time away from homework. Don’t you want me to focus on my studies and do better in school? Screen time actually helps me learn. Who’s going to teach me how to origami a dragon? You can’t even make a paper airplane. It’s your job…
Author: Dave Liu
Dave Liu
Dave is a perspiring writer who likes to write funny. He writes about parenting and corporate life mostly for his own amusement but he does force his wife to read his occasional creation. She reminds him that their wedding vows are limited to being there in sickness and in health, and isn’t sure reading his crap qualifies. She says he’s a prime example of "if you have nothing good to write, make someone else read it."