We decide to change from name Facebook to Faceborscht in part to reflect international nature of business model (we’re all about bring people together!), but also to demonstration our kommitment to you privacy. After all, we are not book. We are more melting pot of faces. But we don’t care what your face look like. Nyet! Because we are no harvesters of biometric data; to us, all your faces are just like one big stew. And is red. Our mission is give people the power to build kommuniy. To advance mission, we provide the following produkt and service: A Personalized Experience We…
Author: Justin Courter
Justin Courter
Justin's work has appeared in The American Bystander, Points In Case, Weekly Humorist, and Little Old Lady Comedy. His books include the novels 'The Heart of It All' and 'Skunk: A Love Story.' He tweets @JustinCourter.
Having been diagnosed, you already know that the cell receptors for some of your neurotransmitters are functioning in an irregular manner. But it could also be true that the government officials on the planet Theonis are controlling your thought processes. In fact, the reason for your dopamine and glutamine malfunctions is easily explained. It is presumably the result of the disturbance caused by the extraction of your brain during one of the experiments conducted by the Theonisite scientists during your abduction. Multiple voices are unanimous in their confirmation of the hypothesis that Theonisites performed numerous operations and experiments on…
“Hopefully, George is looking down right now and saying this is a great thing that’s happening for our country. This is a great day for him, it’s a great day for everybody. This is a great day for everybody. This is a great, great day in terms of equality.” – Donald Trump, June 5th, 2020 Dear Lord, Today has been a great day, especially for George Floyd. I can see him up there with you, happily dead. With a gold halo like a toilet seat hovering over his head. He’s fluttering around with his new wings that are almost as…
Has there ever been a bigger boondoggle than the current government ownership of the air? Why in heaven’s name should the FAA (Fraudulent Air Authority) have sole proprietorship of all the breathables? The inefficiency and waste created by government is nowhere more apparent than right over our heads. Airlines pay overflight fees to foreign governments to use airspace. However, under current law, a landowner owns as much of the air above the surface of his property as he can reasonably use. Here we see the inherent contradiction that results in usurpation of the individual’s property. For how can the landowner use his…