Close Menu
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram

    Robot Butt

    • Entertainment
      1. Movies & TV
      2. Music
      3. View All

      Next Minions Movie Announced: Minions & Speech Therapists 

      September 2, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: The Thing From Another World (1951)

      August 25, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

      August 18, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Mr. Go (2013)

      August 4, 2026

      TOP-GROSSING ROCK REUNION TOURS THIS SUMMER

      August 24, 2026

      20 Genre-Bending College Rock Bands To Try Out After They Exist

      July 26, 2026

      FUN & HARMLESS WAYS TO MOTIVATE YOUR BLUES MUSICIAN BFF

      May 12, 2026

      EVERY LEGAL CHARGE BY HIS MAJESTY’S GOVERNMENT AGAINST “THE ANDREW FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE”

      May 4, 2026

      Next Minions Movie Announced: Minions & Speech Therapists 

      September 2, 2026

      The School Play Must Be Destroyed

      August 26, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: The Thing From Another World (1951)

      August 25, 2026

      TOP-GROSSING ROCK REUNION TOURS THIS SUMMER

      August 24, 2026
    • Fiction
      1. Comics
      2. View All

      A Cartoon About A Prawn

      June 13, 2026

      Two Cartoons About Apples

      June 11, 2026

      A Cartoon About Pocket Notebooks

      May 31, 2026

      You Won’t Believe How Much This Panel From A 1950’s Horror Comic Is Still Scary Today

      May 18, 2026

      PAPPY’S ICED TEA

      June 21, 2026

      This End Up

      June 7, 2026

      Elephant in the Examination Room

      April 26, 2026

      Coffee Comrades

      February 26, 2026
    • History

      Alexander The Great Solves The Gordian Knot

      August 3, 2026

      Clarifications From Count Dracula

      August 2, 2026

      America’s 250th Anniversary – State Motto Update

      July 27, 2026

      Happy Day 6 Of Wimbledon 2026 And Literally Nothing Else

      July 4, 2026

      The Muse

      June 26, 2026
    • Life
      1. Science
      2. Thoughts
      3. View All

      Mindfulness App Achieves Sentience: Immediately Develops Anxiety

      August 23, 2026

      What Happens When Major AIs Try Using Remote Control Vibrators

      July 12, 2026

      Flatulence Without Borders: All Systems Go

      July 8, 2026

      Scientists Say Newly Discovered InstaCart Receipts Reveal Surprising, Interesting Insights Into Habits, Lifestyle of Blue Whales

      June 20, 2026

      I Have Become A Haiku Master

      July 5, 2026

      Local Airline Pilot Takes Train To Work

      April 2, 2026

      Thank You AI!

      January 6, 2026

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      The School Play Must Be Destroyed

      August 26, 2026

      Looking For An Investment Opportunity? Help Us Buy A Volcano!

      August 24, 2026

      I Own a Home, That Doesn’t Mean I Understand It

      August 19, 2026

      PLEASE STOP BETTING ON MY IMPROV SHOWS ON KALSHI!

      August 11, 2026
    • Politics
    • Sports
      1. Basketball
      2. Football
      3. View All

      NBA Accidentally Drafts Grammy Winning Saxophonist Boney James

      July 28, 2024

      NBA Deems Draymond Green’s Latest Treatment a Rousing Success

      January 15, 2024

      These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball Antics

      June 17, 2022

      Hey, Uh, Did This Canva Template Just Invent A New Sports League?

      February 7, 2026

      NFL Team Eliminated? Clueless about Football? Find a Favorite: A Pre-Super Bowl Connection Guide For Choosing YOUR Bandwagon 

      January 22, 2026

      Colorado Buffalo Replacement Mascot Part of Failed Conspiracy?

      September 30, 2025

      5 Ins and Outs for Your Super Bowl Party!

      February 9, 2025

      PLEASE STOP BETTING ON MY IMPROV SHOWS ON KALSHI!

      August 11, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Mr. Go (2013)

      August 4, 2026

      “Best in Show” Extreme Breed Makeover

      July 20, 2026

      DAT ASS Is Going To Revolutionize—And Democratize—Professional Sports As We Know It

      July 11, 2026
    • Podcasts
    • Uncanny Valley
      1. Breaking News
      2. Company Blog
      3. Staff Posts
      4. View All

      Next Minions Movie Announced: Minions & Speech Therapists 

      September 2, 2026

      Iran Gains Control Of Reflecting Pool

      August 31, 2026

      Mindfulness App Achieves Sentience: Immediately Develops Anxiety

      August 23, 2026

      Mitch McConnell Reportedly “Alive And Well,” According To Friends

      July 14, 2026

      Robot Butt’s New Year’s Resolutions

      January 3, 2023

      This Internship is Already Teaching Me So Much

      July 17, 2015

      Meet Robot Butt’s New Intern, Darren!

      June 17, 2015

      I Am Going to Die in the Robot Butt Office

      April 24, 2014

      Looking For An Investment Opportunity? Help Us Buy A Volcano!

      August 24, 2026

      SPONSORED POST: Two Lawyers Standing Back To Back On A Billboard

      May 23, 2026

      Inspired By Drake’s Work Ethic, We’re Going To Try To Release Three Articles On The Same Day

      May 15, 2026

      Happy April Fools’ Day, Here’s My Actual Social Security Number

      April 1, 2026

      Next Minions Movie Announced: Minions & Speech Therapists 

      September 2, 2026

      Iran Gains Control Of Reflecting Pool

      August 31, 2026

      Looking For An Investment Opportunity? Help Us Buy A Volcano!

      August 24, 2026

      Mindfulness App Achieves Sentience: Immediately Develops Anxiety

      August 23, 2026
    • About Us
      1. Books & Zines
      2. Contact
      3. Submission Guidelines
      4. View All

      Stream The New Sketch Comedy Album Mr. Sandwich Right Now!

      August 15, 2025

      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

      June 10, 2024

      Jason’s Dozen: A Friday the 13th Humor Collection

      October 13, 2023

      Halloween Compendium of Terror: A Spooky Humor Anthology

      October 31, 2022

      Next Minions Movie Announced: Minions & Speech Therapists 

      September 2, 2026

      Iran Gains Control Of Reflecting Pool

      August 31, 2026

      The School Play Must Be Destroyed

      August 26, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: The Thing From Another World (1951)

      August 25, 2026

      Next Minions Movie Announced: Minions & Speech Therapists 

      September 2, 2026

      Iran Gains Control Of Reflecting Pool

      August 31, 2026

      The School Play Must Be Destroyed

      August 26, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: The Thing From Another World (1951)

      August 25, 2026

      Next Minions Movie Announced: Minions & Speech Therapists 

      September 2, 2026

      Iran Gains Control Of Reflecting Pool

      August 31, 2026

      The School Play Must Be Destroyed

      August 26, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: The Thing From Another World (1951)

      August 25, 2026
    Robot Butt
    Science

    Tahoe’s Bear Resident, Hank the Tank, Answers Questions at a Press Conference

    By Viktoria ShulevichMarch 4, 2022

    Bearly There Briefing Room, Lake Tahoe 4:23 PM PST MS. URSUS, HANK THE TANK’S PUBLICIST: Hello everyone, and thank you for…

    History

    Robin Hood and His Not-So-Merry Administrative Staff

    By Nolan YardMarch 2, 2022

    At one time we were merry. He promised us good benefits – for our health, wellbeing, educational development, and retirement.…

    Politics

    If Sanctions Won’t Work on Putin, Here Are Some Bribes We Can Consider – and Also Borscht

    By Rochelle ElanaFebruary 25, 2022

    “Sanctions only work when they force behavior change, but in Putin’s case they won’t.” – Peter Tchir, head of global…

    Life

    Wizard Store Owner Insists Wizard Robes Not Just for Wizards

    By James KleinFebruary 23, 2022

    People think you have to be a wizard to wear a wizard robe, which has got to be the only…

    Entertainment

    6 Things That Hurt Less Than Watching the ‘Sex and the City’ Reboot, ‘And Just Like That…’

    By Hannah BensonFebruary 21, 2022

    1. The gum graft surgery I got at age 20 wherein a periodontist cut a swath of gum tissue from…

    Sports

    How to Cope With Not Being an Olympian While Watching the Winter Olympics

    By Kelley GreeneFebruary 18, 2022

    Remember your lack of exposure to sports as a child. Were you aware of any sporting events besides football playing…

    Politics

    If You’re Reading This, Then It’s Already Too Late: Literacy Is a Leftist Conspiracy

    By David MitchellFebruary 17, 2022

    This is a hard article for me to write. Mostly because I recently started unlearning reading and writing. You see,…

    Life

    Quiz: Are You Preparing for a Solo Expedition or Are You the Only One Working on Your Group Project?

    By Nat HrvatinFebruary 15, 2022

    1. You gape in awe at your monumental task and wonder if you will succeed. 2. A small part of…

    Life

    A Neurotic Assesses Possibly Expired Hot Cocoa

    By Nolan YardFebruary 14, 2022

    There’s no expiration date on the packet. I’ve been rubbing my head all morning. It looks as if bed hair…

    Life

    Sure, No Problem, I Can Make Time to Talk to Our Team About Avoiding Burnout – No Worries!

    By Ezgi ÜstündağFebruary 10, 2022

    Thank you for this opportunity to do more work. You know me, always looking for ways to give back to…

    Previous 1 … 108 109 110 111 112 … 396 Next
    Search Robot Butt
    Read More Robot Butt

    The 50 Best Movies of the 1990s

    NASA History: What Were the Objectives of Every Apollo Mission?

    These Are the Weirdest Promotions in Major League Baseball History

    The Robot Butt Podcasts
    Robot Butt Podcasts

    Check out the Robot Butt Podcasts and then give a listen to our friends below:

    ROGUE SQUADRON PODCAST

    Star Wars, beer, music, video games and more!
    The Robot Butt Videos
    Robot Butt Videos

    Unrelenting comedy in video form!
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram Pinterest
    © 2026 ThemeSphere. Designed by ThemeSphere.

    Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.