Selections of Lyrics From Popular Songs as Imagined After the Seafood Buffet Tell me why Ain’t nothing but a gut-ache Tell me why This buffet was a mistake Tell me why I never want to hear you say I ate it that way Left the clams out, now they’re dangerous Here we are now, please hydrate us I feel nauseous, not contagious Here we are now, please hydrate us Oh, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something I ate I just died in your arms tonight Oh, I just died in your arms tonight It…
Author: Heather Talty
Heather Talty
Heather Talty is a writer and editor from Queens, New York. Find her on Twitter @heathertalty.