DOWNERS GROVE, Ill.—The CompTIA trade association has announced that acoustic guitar training will be removed from the curriculum for their…
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Despite us humans being excited at the prospect of going outside or feeling sane for the first time in months,…
SISIMIUT—An expatriate assigned by NASA to track Arctic shelf thinning has announced plans to bump into his third-grade love interest…
SOMEWHERE WITHOUT PHONE SIGNAL – Local rest stop mechanic (and seemingly only person to exist for a hundred miles) Gus…
NORTHBROOK, Ill.—A family of five received a shock Friday when a visiting relative suggested that events portrayed in the classic…
TINLEY PARK, Ill.—On Monday the Mayfield Family Funeral Home dropped the once-lauded audience score feature from their website, announcing plans…
CHICAGO – An area man realized this morning that he never actually wrote down those resolutions he was planning to…
WASHINGTON – Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth was one of the excited attendees at today’s inauguration. Reports say in the…
NEW YORK – We’ve gotten word that the infamous Bobby “The Girder” Sanders has come out of retirement, breaking his…
CAMP WAMPANAKA – We’ve now confirmed that the infamous Camp Slaughter Killer has returned despite being shot, burned alive, and…