1. National Men Stay Home With Sick Child Day 2. National Men Drive Soccer Carpool Day 3. National Men Take Time Off Work to Care for Aging Parent Day 4. National Men Plan Child’s Birthday Party Day 5. National Men Bake Brownies for School Fundraiser Day 6. National Men Put Down Their Phones and Listen Day 7. National Men Put Toilet Seat Down Day 8. National Men Buy Tampons for Girlfriend Day 9. National Men Pay Women a Compliment With No Ulterior Motive Day 10. National Men Don’t Stalk Their Exes Day 11. National Men Don’t Commit a Mass Shooting…
Author: Laura LeeLun
Laura LeeLun
Laura is a comedy writer based in Chicago. She writes and performs with her sketch group, Quick Pickle (@QuickPickle1), and co-hosts a comedy podcast, Riff Raff Revolution (@R_R_Revolution). When she is not performing, she can be found competing in local pie-eating competitions and practicing her puppetry in case Avenue Q comes calling.
1. Casual Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays 2. Water bottle that reads, “You are the 99%” 3. Brown bag lunches with Suze Orman 4. Office DJ 5. Looks of pity from middle management 6. Monogrammed office supplies 7. Bonding with disgruntled coworkers over stagnated wages 8. Autographed copy of Personal Finance for Dummies 9. Scratch-off lotto tickets 10. Months of employee unrest leading to a Norma Rae-inspired stand-off 11. On-site fortune teller that promises unexpected riches “just around the corner” 12. Employee discount at Salvation Army outlets 13. Holiday tin of Spam 14. Sense of dread that current levels of income…
1. It’s far less embarrassing to bring your dog to the vet due to accidental chocolate poisoning than to bring your teenage son to the ER because he was reenacting a scene from Deadpool. Oh, you were trying to go “viral!?” I don’t care, Ryan! No more comic-cons for you! 2. You can neuter your dog and no one blinks an eye. Ryan, I am too young to be a grandmother. Why the hell didn’t you use a condom!? Oh, it doesn’t feel good!? You are just like your father! 3. A dog will keep you company while you binge-watch…
1. What does MAGA stand for? a. Make America Gaudy Again b. Make America Greedy Again c. Make America Ginormous Again d. Make America Great Again 2. Our Exalted Supreme Leader Trump’s inauguration crowds were: a. Smaller than Obama’s b. Equal to Obama’s c. Larger than Obama’s d. Obama was an illegitimate president born in Kenya 3. How many Trump-branded golf courses are in the Continental U.S.? 4. Are you “brown?” (Y/N) If you answered Yes, rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 (1 = Beyoncé, 10 = Luke Cage) 5. Are you Muslim? (Y/N) If you answered Yes, rate yourself on a scale…