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Author: Greg Bruce
Greg Bruce
Greg Bruce is a writer living in Brooklyn just like the other 4,000 writers there who have bios exactly like this. Twitter: @trappymeal.
It’s 1843 and the Oregon Trail is upon us, and you’re not gonna want to miss any content along this wild ride! So whether you’re settling on which Indian headdress will show off your “cultural side” or you’re just trying to stay alive, these Instagram hacks will help you get the most out of your #oregontrailexperience. Follow @oregontrail for behind-the-scenes content on which horses can survive the 2,170-mile journey on a strict “dirt diet” and receive updates on the 268,000 pioneers attempting the trip. We’re estimating that 15,000 will not make it home. Regardless, their Instagrams will live on forever!…