Author: Bryan Brunati

Bryan writes a bunch of stuff but doesn't pen stuff for Drake. Yet.

Tony the Tiger: Did I not say that they’re great? Yeah, I thought I did. You wanna keep talking about “Tiger King” this and “Tiger King” that, but you fail to realize that I’m the true Tiger King, so inject your veins with all this frosted goodness or you’re going to learn what it’s like to live without an arm. Snap, Crackle, and Pop: You want to find out why those are our street names? We can easily show you. That’s what we thought. Lucky the Leprechaun: You’re going to find an ass-whooping at the end of the rainbow if…

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