Listen up Motherfuckers! It’s about time you movie executives start giving the public what they want, and what the public wants is a sequel to Titanic. Last night, I did some coke and wrote a list of ways to make a great Titanic sequel. • This movie needs a clever original title that says “sit down, shut the fuck up and enjoy our movie!” That’s why we are gonna call it Titanic 2: Reborn. • You might be thinking “didn’t Leonardo DiCaprio’s character die at the end of the last movie?” Well, guess what motherfuckers? That was a dream sequence!…
Author: Bligh Jones
Bligh Jones
My name is Bligh Jones. I recently started writing comedy articles and just got published for the first time on ‘Points in Case.’