Due to my summer birthday (Switch 2 baby!) making me the first 7-year-old in my class, I have recently become burdened by the pressure of guiding the rest of the first grade with my wealth of life experience. One place that I truly feel the weight of responsibility is the cafeteria. That’s why I’ve went ahead and listed out a number of foods (some of which I’ve even tried) that are definitely yucky.
Peas
They’re green!
Fish
Fish are slimy and have scales! Also, market focused overfishing is causing irreparable damage the ecosystem of the Atlantic.
Chicken Nuggets
At first, I actually thought these were nummy, but after watching the University of Mississippi Medical Center’s documentary The Truth About Chicken, I’ve been soured on the product as a whole.
Coffee
When my mom finally let me try coffee, I spit it out… because I couldn’t believe the widespread human rights violations the plague the coffee bean farms of South America.
Watermelon
I actually don’t mind the taste of watermelon but I believe the dangers far outweigh the enjoyment. Todd let us know that he accidentally ate a seed last weekend, so we’re taking him out this week to cross items off of his bucket list.
Veal
I didn’t even know what veal was when I tried it. What I did know, is that the wine pairing I was served with it at Topo Gigio Ristaurante was severely lacking, and left me unimpressed. Now that I do know what veal is, that’s for sure weird and grown up food.
Broccoil
Need I say more?