These Winter events are some of the most popular around the entire world, and yet, they get no respect from the olympic committee.
Snowball Fighting
It’s time. We all want to see an absolute mammoth of a man hurl a ball of soft snow so hard that they make them wear helmets at the next Winter Olympics.
Shoveling The Driveway
Whichever athlete is able to safely pull out a 2016 Nissan Rogue first wins.
Funniest Snowman
Sure, we could just have “snowman building,” but do you really want to tune in to see countries make pitch perfect snowmen? No, you want to see an object you never thought of make a perfect snowman dong.
Wearing Shorts In The Cold
You know that weird dude that wears shorts NO MATTER WHAT? We all know one, or have at least seen one walking around the campus of the nearest college. If we all know one of these psychos, then there must be enough of them to let them compete for top psycho.
Snow Humping? Whatever It Is That’s Happening In The Header Image I Used
I searched a stock site for “snowball” and that came up. I don’t know for sure what that is, but I want to see athletes who’ve trained their entire lives do it at the highest level imaginable.
That Sled Race Thing From Cool Runnings
I wish it was real. Looks scary. I’ve never watched the Winter Olympics.
Fun Skiing
They’ve got fast skiing, far skiing, jump skiing, gun skiing, snowboard skiing. Can’t they add one where gold medal goes to whoever has the most fun out there? I promise we’d be able to tell.