Angrily shouting well within earshot of at least 3 Rebel Commanders, the rest of the Rebel fighters, and Princess Leia herself, Rebel fighter, Danek had loudly remarked that this was, “absolute fucking bullshit,” he was, “fed up with fighting on the front lines,” and would accept no position outside of, “gathered around the life-size computer with C-3PO, Leia and the Rebel bosses,” finally landing his rant with what every other Rebel had been thinking, “You know how fucking cold it is out there?!”
The fleet of Rebel fighters could only watch helplessly as Danek, leaving his R2 unit strapped in the back of his fighter, threw his helmet in disgust and marched right into the life-size computer room. “Out of my fuckin’ way,” yelled Danek, pushing a stunned Admiral Ackbar to the side, almost knocking him down as he entered the bunker to see a very relaxed Rebel commander consulting with another, eerily similar-looking bearded commander, around the big, warm, life-size computer, voicing his demands louder this time. “And what the fuck is Lando doing in here?!” Yelled Danek, heads turning to see what all the commotion was. “What, is he not part of the Rebel fucking fleet now?! You get to a level where you don’t have to drive your Goddamn cruiser 12 fucking parsecs an hour right into an oncoming Star Destroyer right after launching off a planet colder than my fucking ball sack!? My R2 unit is shot to hell, the Rebel fleet loses every fighter but, like, two in every frickin’ attack and you jerk-offs sit in here blowing each other around this computer like you been doing since day-fucking-one!”
A shocked room simply stared at the out-of-control Rebel as he propped himself up in a nearby chair, staring intently into the computer screen as he had seen commanders do before. “Well, I’m not going anywhere, shitheads, so kiss my ass.” No sooner had he taken a comfy seat at the rear of the console, when Luke, running in after the disgruntled fighter, had no option but to make a false promise that Danek would be returning with him, instead of just Luke himself.