Angrily shouting well within earshot of at least 3 Rebel Commanders, the rest of the Rebel fighters, and Princess Leia…
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Law Offices of Smith, Johnson, and Brown13011 Avenue of the StarsCentury City, CA 91376 CEASE AND DESIST DEMANDPursuant to Title…
[Editor’s Note: The following is an excerpt from an interview conducted by the Select Committee to Investigate the Destruction of…
Lord Vader, we have received the transmissions from our scout ships’ mission to a galaxy whose distance our navigators calculated…
“I stand squarely behind my decision. After twenty years, I’ve learned the hard way that there was never a good…
It’s a weird time to be a Star Wars fan. Friday sees the release of The Rise of Skywalker, bringing…
There are so many articles criticizing the new Star Wars films. So many. But they’re all written by a bunch…
Source: Lucasfilm THE CRAIT SYSTEM – Many budding sociopaths have been known to torture or abuse animals at a young…
Quentin Tarantino Very Violent. Riffed for thirty minutes on how hard it would be to get blood and brains out…
Stormtrooper You’ll get universal healthcare, but it’s administered by a large, intractable bureaucracy, like everything in the Empire. And if…