After eating a doughnut, loudly announce, “These free doughnuts are almost enough to make me forget that this company doesn’t offer health benefits!”
Build a tower of doughnuts and play Doughnut Jenga with coworkers.
Pick up a doughnut, look confusedly at it, and in a comical French accent say, “What is this round abomination? It is not a tasty croissant!”
Use copier to make “extra” doughnuts so you’ll always have doughnuts.
Hide the napkins and offer to lick the glaze off of your coworkers’ fingers.
Convince a gullible coworker that the doughnut is actually a sugary onion ring.
Put doughnuts next to your ears and announce that you’re Princess Leia.
After taking a bite of a doughnut, hug the CEO and say, “My morale is unbelievably high now! I’m ready to be productive!”
Take doughnuts to the alley behind your building, find a drug dealer, and try to trade them for crack.
Throw a doughnut at Bridget in accounting because she had it coming.
Grab the box of doughnuts, cram as many as you can into your mouth, and scream that you’re finally going to beat that cheater Takeru Kobayashi this year.
Lick the glaze off of several doughnuts, put them back in the box, and explain that they are now gluten-free.