CHICAGO IL – In an astounding scientific discovery, a local dry January participant and the writer of this very article has come to the core shaking realization that the nine Modelos in his fridge are not going to drink themselves.
“It’s a tragedy, honestly. Modelos are very very good. Learning that nine, or as I like to call it, ‘a Walter’s dozen’ are going to sit completely un-gulped has really made me sit and rethink my entire approach to not drinking them until February 1st.”
When asked how I ended up with such a specific remainder of Modelos, I clarified that it started as a pack of 12, but I drank three of them as a nightcap on New Year’s Eve, and when you think about it, it was past midnight, so maybe this thing is a bust already? It was technically January!
