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    Andrew Tate Whispers Affirmations While Doing Normal, Everyday Things

    Kevin McPherson EckhoffBy Kevin McPherson EckhoffJanuary 11, 2026Updated:January 11, 2026No Comments2 Mins Read
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    Here are some affirmations Andrew Tate emphatically whispers as he goes about his daily routine. Try them out for yourself if you believe in discipline over motivation.

    Ordering a Decaf Mocha Latte with Extra Foam
    My unmatched perspicacity coupled with shear indefaticability makes me a feared customer in any realm of human endeavour. Remember: Top G Cobra—aka. me—said this.

    Lacing up his Skechers
    You are the only person who can make this work, and you are the only person who can mess this up.

    Riding the No. 2 Bus
    What color is your Bugatti?

    Giving his Nephew a Hug
    Your mind must be stronger than your feelings, your muscles must be stronger than your feelings, your passion must be stronger than your feelings, and your emotions must be stronger than your feelings.  

    Going on a Blind Date
    Women are manipulative by nature and need to be protected from their own irrational impulses by the guidance and discipline of a man who dips his breadsticks in white wine before sucking on them and weeping for his mother.

    Eating Shepherd’s Pie
    Close your eyes. Focus on making yourself feel excited, powerful. Imagine yourself destroying mashed potatoes with ease.

    Soaking in a Bubble Bath
    The temporary satisfaction of quitting is outweighed by the eternal suffering of being grimy.

    Giving Himself a Hi-Five
    I think I’m the fucking man. I think I’m cool as fuck, and I’m happy with that. And I’m not afraid to lose all my money or die in combat or fart loudly in a public elevator without saying “excuse me.”

    Shopping for Bananas
    People always ask me, “Sir Andrew Tate, is it true you and your friends are the Kings of the Bananas?” And I tell them, “Of course it’s true, you big dummy.”

    Reading Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice
    Action is the only way you’ll progress. Not planning. Not affirming. And not reading books.

    Watching “Is It Cake?” Alone
    If my kid jumped off a fucking bridge, I’d be pissed. What a fucking moron! Weak genes don’t deserve to endure. I wouldn’t even give him a funeral. Like sculpting a fondant-coated confetti cake into a flawless resemblance of a calico kitten tangled in a ball of purple yarn, it’s your duty to make your bloodline mean something.

    Pooping
    The man who goes to the bathroom even when he doesn’t feel like it will always beat the man who goes only when he’s motivated.

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    Kevin McPherson Eckhoff

    My name is Kevin McPherson Eckhoff, and I'm a bunch of things: Daddoo, college English instructor, goat owner, performer, best friend, Canadian small press aficcionado, husbandit, and stupid dreamer. My fifth book, The Pain Itself, was published by Insert/Blanc in LA and is an experimental translation of Cicero's treatise on the purposes of pain and pleasure, while my first real humour piece is about to drop from Slackjaw. I like mangos.

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