VICTORIAN LONDON – This can’t be good! Early reports from this year’s haunting of a “Scrooge type” are saying that the Ghost of Christmas Future was only traveling back two years.
The ghost, known for commonly showing his subjects visions of the common-folk dancing on their graves, typically travels back to whatever the current year is from the end of time, due to him existing on an extra-dimensional plane that doesn’t care for the laws of liminal time, but for some reason, this year, he clearly came from the year 2028.
It’s raising questions, such as “wait, do I die in 2028 or are you saying that like, time just fully stops in 2028?” and “does James Cameron finish the Avatar thing or does he kind of just stop after awhile?”
Unfortunately, all the questions posed have only been met with silence and dramatic pointing with the ghost’s skeletal finger.
