It’s another proud day in America. The sun is shining on us all a little brighter, birds are singing and…
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Ho, ho, ho, everyone! It’s Christmastime and Santa is bringing us all a brand-new primary debate because we have all…
Hello, Thanks for your note! I’m currently out of the office and out sailing on my yacht! If you are…
Hello America! It’s time for another round of our new favorite pastime: Democratic primary debates! We are still well into…
Dearest Paul, the Love of My Life, It is my deep regret to tell you that I will not be…
Let’s face it, folks. In these fraught times, now, more than ever, we need to embrace a system of universal…
Do I have a minute to fight climate today? Fine, I’ll take out one of my AirPods. But you should…
Mitch McConnell vowing to never allow a vote on any gun legislation while simultaneously shitting his lunch soup into an…
Dear American voter (and Kid Rock fan!), I come to you today with some news sweeter than the guitars on…
1. A Brand-New Name: In fulfilling his campaign pledge to rename our country the Republic of Bawitdaba, President Rock held a…