NEW YORK – Surprising news out of the Donald Trump camp today revealed that the business mogul and controversial presidential candidate…
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“Grandpa, why were people so embarrassingly stupid back in your day?” That’s quite a thing for a precocious little boy…
BERLIN – Supremely offended by a future politician piggybacking off his ideas, fascist dictator Adolf Hitler is considering time travel…
It doesn’t come as a surprise that the sentient barrel of radioactive sludge named Donald Trump won South Carolina’s GOP…
Jeb Bush’s presidential campaign has been a roller coaster of absurdity, but the recent revelation that JebBush.com redirects to Donald Trump’s…
CHANDLER, Ariz. – Citing concerns over his apparently waning ambitions and overall fitness, Gillian Cromwell wishes her shooter boyfriend, Glen Turkins,…
Because I am a masochist, I watched Wednesday’s entire three-hour debate between the 6,743 hopefuls vying to become the Republican presidential…
I used to think that Chris Christie was the biggest heel in the field of 2016 Republican presidential candidates, but Mike…
MANCHESTER, N.H. – Just days after Donald Trump told children he was Batman, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders announced to a group…