CRAWFORD, Texas – Rodrigo Sanchez, a retired rancher and “lifelong Texan,” launched his presidential campaign on Tuesday, seeking to stand…

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WASHINGTON – Stating that it was “a long time coming” and “the obvious thing to do,” President Obama decreed today…

A question I’m asked often by my beloved(s) is, “Jake, what do I do if my significant other and I are…

ST. LOUIS – According to sources, forklift operator Nick Traber slid an exceptionally hot wiener into his mouth today. Right around lunchtime,…

Like his best friend Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza went through a pretty impressive list of women in his day. One…

PITTSBURGH – A shocking new study released by the University of Pittsburgh on Tuesday claims that up to 75% of…

Thanks to Kotaku, I now know that Japan has a Hand Job Day – which is today! Happy Hand Job…

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Well, I’m a couple weeks into my internship at Robot Butt, and I can’t believe how much I’m already learning.…