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      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

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    NBC: Fuck It, You Want to See Some Bum Fights?

    By Robot Butt News Corp.July 30, 2015

    NEW YORK CITY – Once known for its “Must-See TV” Thursdays and a long line of successful sitcoms, NBC is now…

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    Cleveland Indians Mascot Slider Turns 25 Years Old; Where Does He Go From Here?

    By SteveJuly 29, 2015

    The Cleveland Indians celebrated mascot Slider’s 25th birthday last Sunday, complete with appearances from a bunch of his friends from…

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    How Long Could You Get Away With Giving the Middle Finger to Everyone You See?

    By SteveJuly 28, 2015

    The short answer to this question? Probably not long, but it’s also just as possible that you get away with…

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    Impressive New GOP Candidate Enters 2016 Race

    By Robot Butt News Corp.July 28, 2015

    CRAWFORD, Texas – Rodrigo Sanchez, a retired rancher and “lifelong Texan,” launched his presidential campaign on Tuesday, seeking to stand…

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    100 Words or Less: On Summer Vacation

    By Tim GaydosJuly 27, 2015

    Vacation. With the sun shining down on you, you feel more alive than you have in a long time. You…

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    U.S. Flag Now at Perpetual Half-Staff

    By Robot Butt News Corp.July 24, 2015

    WASHINGTON – Stating that it was “a long time coming” and “the obvious thing to do,” President Obama decreed today…

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    By Jake GrifterJuly 24, 2015

    A question I’m asked often by my beloved(s) is, “Jake, what do I do if my significant other and I are…

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    Man Puts Hot Wiener in Mouth

    By Robot Butt News Corp.July 23, 2015

    ST. LOUIS – According to sources, forklift operator Nick Traber slid an exceptionally hot wiener into his mouth today. Right around lunchtime,…

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    Remember That Other Time George Costanza Should Have Gone to Prison?

    By SteveJuly 22, 2015

    Like his best friend Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza went through a pretty impressive list of women in his day. One…

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    By Robot Butt News Corp.July 21, 2015

    PITTSBURGH – A shocking new study released by the University of Pittsburgh on Tuesday claims that up to 75% of…

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