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Apparently Fox has a lot of confidence in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip. The studio heads believe in…
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SEATTLE – During a meeting with executive board members Tuesday to discuss 2016 budget plans, Southern Trinity Hospital CEO Dayton Moore introduced a…
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Listen up, perverts. Playboy announced Monday that the magazine would no longer print nude photos, meaning the glory days of ogling…
SINGAPORE – Saying he was “just trying to get a jump on Columbus Day deals,” Flint, Michigan resident Martin Cranley unexpectedly…