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      Tubi Tuesday: Planet Of The Vampires (1965)

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      July 26, 2026

      FUN & HARMLESS WAYS TO MOTIVATE YOUR BLUES MUSICIAN BFF

      May 12, 2026

      EVERY LEGAL CHARGE BY HIS MAJESTY’S GOVERNMENT AGAINST “THE ANDREW FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE”

      May 4, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Planet Of The Vampires (1965)

      September 15, 2026

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      September 10, 2026

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      The School Play Must Be Destroyed

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      A Cartoon About A Prawn

      June 13, 2026

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      June 11, 2026

      A Cartoon About Pocket Notebooks

      May 31, 2026

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      May 18, 2026

      Nursery Rhymes – Ancient Wisdom Or Nefarious Lies?

      September 8, 2026

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      June 21, 2026

      This End Up

      June 7, 2026

      Elephant in the Examination Room

      April 26, 2026
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      September 8, 2026

      Alexander The Great Solves The Gordian Knot

      August 3, 2026

      Clarifications From Count Dracula

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      September 12, 2026

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      September 11, 2026

      2026 Virtual National Labor Day Picnic Celebration: AI Agents And Assistants Only; Humans Not Invited

      September 7, 2026

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      August 23, 2026

      I Have Become A Haiku Master

      July 5, 2026

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      April 2, 2026

      Thank You AI!

      January 6, 2026

      Daves Are Going Extinct 

      May 27, 2025

      57 Varieties of Embarrassment

      September 15, 2026

      The Worst Flavor In Existence According To An Officially Certified Taste Expert Who Is Also A Nine-Year-Old Child

      September 14, 2026

      I am a Flock Camera. And I Love You All Very Much. 

      September 12, 2026

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      September 11, 2026
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      June 17, 2022

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      February 7, 2026

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      January 22, 2026

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      September 30, 2025

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      February 9, 2025

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      August 11, 2026

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      August 4, 2026

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      September 9, 2026

      Next Minions Movie Announced: Minions & Speech Therapists 

      September 2, 2026

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      April 1, 2026

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      September 9, 2026

      Next Minions Movie Announced: Minions & Speech Therapists 

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      The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work

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      Halloween Compendium of Terror: A Spooky Humor Anthology

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      Tubi Tuesday: Planet Of The Vampires (1965)

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      57 Varieties of Embarrassment

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      September 14, 2026

      The Worst Flavor In Existence According To An Officially Certified Taste Expert Who Is Also A Nine-Year-Old Child

      September 14, 2026

      Tubi Tuesday: Planet Of The Vampires (1965)

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      57 Varieties of Embarrassment

      September 15, 2026

      Aaran Will Never Reach 60% Alcohol Enrichment—That I Can Tell You

      September 14, 2026

      The Worst Flavor In Existence According To An Officially Certified Taste Expert Who Is Also A Nine-Year-Old Child

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      Tubi Tuesday: Planet Of The Vampires (1965)

      September 15, 2026

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      September 15, 2026

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      September 14, 2026

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    What Will the NFL Look Like in 10 Years?

    By The Robot Butt StaffOctober 22, 2015

    From new research exposing the severity of concussions in the game to a constantly revolving door of rule changes, the NFL…

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    The Future of Sex

    By Jake GrifterOctober 22, 2015

    The Grift-O-Maniacs (what I’m now calling my fan club) love asking Jake the questions they wouldn’t dare utter in public.…

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    Space Accountants Stymied on New Zorgon-3 Transporter Fee Write-Offs

    By Robot Butt News Corp.October 22, 2015

    ZORGON-3 – Soaring far above the endless blue skies of Zorgon-3, locked in an endless and graceful orbital dance, flies Star Base…

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    UFO Spotted Over California Town

    By Robot Butt News Corp.October 21, 2015

    HILL VALLEY, Calif. – According to eyewitness reports from local residents, an unidentified flying object was seen appearing and disappearing…

    Entertainment

    Things You Should Know About: ‘Back to the Future IV’ and More

    By David MoganOctober 21, 2015

    Here’s the deal: Back to the Future has always been the holy trilogy for me. While I certainly love the…

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    ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ Fan Stuck in Own Personal Time Warp

    By Robot Butt News Corp.October 20, 2015

    61-year-old toll booth operator Richard Simpkins was found yesterday stuck inside a time warp of his own making, caused by…

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    How Will You Serve Our Robot Masters?

    By SteveOctober 20, 2015

    The human race is practically begging to be annihilated by machines. With innovations such as IBM’s Watson, driverless cars, smart…

    Entertainment

    Chris Rock is Hosting the 2016 Oscars

    By SteveOctober 19, 2015

    According to sources within the production of the 88th Academy Awards, Chris Rock will be the show’s next host. The decision…

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    Mirror Universe Mixtape Vol. 3: The Future is Now

    By David MoganOctober 19, 2015

    Welcome, Sound Cadets, to the other side of the wormhole. We’ve globe-trotted the multiverse looking for the finest deep-cut dark…

    Thoughts

    Welcome to Future Week!

    By SteveOctober 19, 2015

    A wise man once said, “The future is unknown.” That man was me, and it was just now. What do…

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