August 2019, Stage 1: Hope You’ve done it. After a lifetime of trying, of having your friends roll their eyes…
November 1, 2020 Dear {FIRSTNAME LASTNAME}, Last night the Leftists reached a new low in their War against America. They…
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Out of respect for Mr. James, my former lover and friend, and despite the pleadings of fans worldwide, I have…
“The president emerged from the White House, followed by a phalanx of aides and Secret Service agents as he made…
Shareholders, the board regrets to inform you that we will be shutting down our Williamsburg operations. The space will be…
Yesterday, I heard the children that live upstairs from me singing the song “On Top of Spaghetti.” That song makes…
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I’m happy to report that, after my latest rewatch, I can say with full confidence that Bill & Ted’s Bogus…