“The president emerged from the White House, followed by a phalanx of aides and Secret Service agents as he made his way to the church, where he posed stern-faced, holding up a Bible that his daughter pulled out of her $1,540 MaxMara bag.” – New York Times On an average day working in the White House, Ivanka Trump never knows what to expect, and why would she? She’s never had a job like it before. So, she keeps her $1,540 MaxMara handbag stocked with everything she might need to represent the United States among world leaders despite having zero diplomatic…
Author: Justine Cotter
Justine Cotter
Justine Cotter is a humor writer, creative director, and passionate clog-enthusiast based in NYC. Her work has been published in McSweeney's, The Belladonna Comedy, and Little Old Lady Comedy.