Out of respect for Mr. James, my former lover and friend, and despite the pleadings of fans worldwide, I have refused to come forward publicly. That is, until now. Of course, some of my very closest confidants knew that I was a super freak, having either witnessed or personally enjoyed my freaky exploits, but all were utterly unaware of my existence as the titular Super Freak. And because I was never explicitly named in the song, I could only assume that it was Rick’s desire for my identity to remain forever clandestine. But I can no longer live in the…
Author: Halli Goldman
Halli Goldman
Halli Goldman is a writer in Brooklyn, passionate about noodles, TV, and nothing else. Follow her on Twitter @halligoldman.