Bright and warm the sun now shines out of my ass, every single morning! You want to know why? I…
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It is with heavy hearts, that Creg… sorry, Craig (sp?) and I announce that we are respectfully separating after our…
I don’t know what to tell you. You should’ve seen this coming. You were asking too much of me and…
Buttermilk: This doesn’t technically ever go bad right? Keep. Capers: What are they? No one knows. They give the condiment shelf…
A fulfilling hobby A sense of humor Emotional stability Bigfoot A winning lottery ticket Our dear Lord and Savior Jesus…
She was at a stable 20% throughout the holiday season, but fuck! Your grandma just dipped to 2% out of…
1. Hunt for quarters in the couch cushions. While you’re there, you might find some potato chip crumbs and loose…
1. Clean out your garden: Spring is here and it’s time to clean your garden and remove all remnants of…
Name’s Jefff. That’s right, three f’s. One more f than you’re comfortable with. I know why you’re here. You need someone one-upped. You…
You feel the dread, don’t you? The doubt over your continued survival? You’re thinking of all the exotic diseases you…