The xenomorph is one of the most iconic monsters in all of film, making their biology an endlessly argued topic. Well now, I’ve cracked the exact lifespan of the xenomorph, and it never has to be questioned again. https://youtu.be/GSxooJ46EkU Hungry for more? Be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel.
Author: Walt Braley
Walt Braley
Walt Braley is an editor for the site you're reading right now. He took up comedy after being unmasked and forced to retire comically early in his luchador wrestling career.
1. Forrest Gump (1994) In a movie where the main character basically sees it all, there was still one element that was ultimately cut out. Early cuts of the film had Forrest spending a scene of the movie telling his story to Gizmo. This decision was made in an effort to capitalize on Gremlins’ already established audience, as the original draft of the script called for the scene to star an octopus. 2. Terminator (1984) Gremlins made waves when it came out in 1984, but the creatures almost made their feature-film debut in another movie from that year. The film…
If you are sick and tired of feeling sick and tired, then we have the perfect low-effort remedy! The Food and Drug Administration has just released a study recommending that Americans think about exactly five to seven clams a day. The study states that by simply thinking about clams, and the answerless questions they bring, people work their brains harder, keeping them more prepared for complex thinking. Are they alive? Can they bite? Are they okay to eat? Wait, am I thinking about oysters? These are just some of the complex questions that come to mind when thinking about clams…
Everyone knows the disappointment of eating all the meat in a Chipotle burrito in the first two bites. There’s nothing worse than having somewhere between seven to twelve bites left of just lettuce, pico de gallo, black (or pinto) beans, and cilantro lime rice. Well, worry no longer, because we’ve got you covered with this surefire way to make sure you get double the meat in your burrito for only $1.50 more than regular price. While waiting in line for your turn to order, say, “Man, I’m hungry and just not sure the regular allotment of meat in these burritos…
I recently found myself looking for a bit of frightful fun. Typically, when I get in one of these “full moods” (that’s a little werewolf humor) I just watch my favorite horror movie, Hocus Pocus. Most of the time I even get through all of it. However, this time, I was ready to get really spooked. I decided to finally do it. To read the scariest adult book series ever written. Goosebumps. Now I know what you’re thinking, “there are so many, how did you pick one?” Well here’s how. I didn’t pick one, I picked five… the five scariest!…