“The whole country needs to go on a weekend retreat to discover who we are and the bonds that unite us – or at least once did.” – Thomas Friedman Dear Fellow American, Thank you for attending the first annual Fun Retreat for American Unity Discovery, aka FRAUD Festival! According to the feedback on our comment cards, online surveys, and clips we’ve seen from a few upcoming documentaries, a whopping one hundred percent of respondents were UNITED in their opinions of the event! Unfortunately, the unanimous opinion was that the retreat was not only an utter failure, but also a…
Author: Jim Schneider
Jim Schneider
Jim Schneider is a teacher and writer. He's been published in Creative Nonfiction, Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, and elsewhere. He currently lives in Shanghai, China, where he's probably overdosing on soup dumplings right now.