Why is there a vape shop next to every Cricket Wireless store?
Why aren’t there any good rides at Shoe Carnival?
Why do they put up “drug-free zone” signs in high schools? They should target church parking lots, you can’t buy any good sh*t there.
Why haven’t the makers of Axe Body Spray served jail time?
Why is the song “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” about a guy who won’t be home for Christmas?
Does logging onto the “Christian Mingle” dating app Sunday morning count as church attendance?
Do camels get vagina toe?
Is an ostrich just a “Temu Emu”?
Do vulture airlines allow carrion luggage?
Why do credit card “cash-back deals” always leave me with less cash?
How many college degrees do you need to understand Skechers’ Hands-Free Slip-In Shoe Technology?
Why can’t you order spinach at Popeye’s?
Is there a law requiring every microwavable meal to leave your food in a puddle of water?
Why is it that no one who says “that’s what I’m talking about!” has ever been talking about what he said he was talking about when he said “that’s what I’m talking about!”?
How many miles from a body of water must you be before they can no longer call it “Riverside Apartments” or “Lakeview Village”?
Why do drug commercials tell you all the reasons you’d never want to take that drug?
Why don’t they call Cologuard by its original name: “misdemeanor mail fraud”?
Did Sigmund Freud have a jerk brother named Schaden?
Why do you never hear a losing presidential candidate say “it was an honor just to be nominated”?
In football, why isn’t the left tackle or right tackle allowed to tackle?
Why didn’t Bea Arthur ever star in a crime-fighting spinoff called “The Maude Squad”?
Why is it we wore masks for three years during COVID-19, but we’re still sealing up envelopes with our own spit?
Why is it the more a politician uses the word “truth,” the less we believe him?