Author: Andrea Ryan and Abby McLellan

Andrea Ryan and Abby McLellan are best friends since eighth grade who write together. If the topic is bizarre, absurd, or makes you cringe, they’re probably into it. Follow our work on Instagram @AndreaAndAbbyBooks

Each week from across America, two families are chosen. This week, the McCallisters from Chicago, Illinois. Buzz McCallister from Home Alone is a bully and a little jerk who loves pizza and tarantulas. His girlfriend is quiet but otherwise perfectly nice. And the Archers from Los Angeles, California. FBI Special Agent Sean Archer survived an assassination attempt by terrorist-for-hire Castor Troy in Face/Off. Their lives are now woven together ever since they underwent an experimental face transplant surgery to trade identities. Sean Archer now looks remarkably like Nicolas Cage, acting like terrorist Castor Troy, and Castor Troy, who could eat…

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