Here are ten public statements that are sure to make your tombstone stand out in today’s highly competitive grave space.
Is It Too Late To Get A Second Opinion?
This Dirt Tastes Like Shit.
Fine, Thanks. And You?
They Lied. I’m Seven Feet Under.
Talk About Lousy WiFi Service.
So Many Worms, So Little Time
Does This Headstone Make Me Look Fat?
The Cash Is Hidden In The Wall Behind The Bedroom Dresser.
You Shoulda Seen The Other Guy.
Getting Old Became A Full-Time Job. So I quit.
