The creators of popular word game Mad Libs have announced the launch of Mad Libs: Epstein Edition. Each page will spell out the adventures and misadventures of Jeffrey Epstein and his famous friends. Players will fill in redacted spots with nouns, verbs, adjectives, and numbers under 18. Inside every booklet, lucky players may also find one of 10,000 authentic classified Epstein files.
“You’ll love guessing what high-profile billionaire is hidden beneath these redactions!” said [name], Director of Product Development at [animal] Publishing Group.
White House officials quickly denounced the project, dismissing the publishers as “Angry Libs”. During the briefing, President Trump got FLUSTERED and walked away ANGRILY, but quickly returned with his favorite Sharpie, announcing, “I have the best nouns, nobody has better nouns than me”.
The game will reportedly be available nationwide and on select private islands. No release date has been announced.