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Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
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Breaking News Inspiring: This Sex Offender Is Making Amends This Halloween By Giving Out Full-Size Candy BarsBy Robot Butt News Corp.October 31, 2016 PITTSBURGH – Halloween is a time for goblins and ghouls to run amok – but it’s also a time for one local…
Staff Posts 22 Tips for a Ghoulishly Good HalloweenBy The Robot Butt StaffOctober 30, 2014 Halloween is that sweet time of year when you can go trick-or-treating, dress up in kooky costumes and party with…