He’s Fast, He’s Red, And He’s Pissed As Hell! Knuckles, A Limited Series From The Universe of Sonic The Hedgehog, Comes To Paramount Plus On April 26thApril 16, 2024
Can We Please Act Normal So Paramount Plus Will Let Our Next Post Be A Sponsored Ad For The Knuckles TV Show?April 15, 2024
We NEVER Said It Was Safe To Look At The Eclipse Without Glasses And If We Did It Was Legally Parody Or Satire Or SomethingApril 9, 2024
We’ve Been Asked By Numerous Scientific Outlets To Take Down Our Eclipse PSA But We Aren’t Doing It!April 8, 2024
My Small Town Thought It’d Be Cute to Elect a Dog Mayor, and Now Fireworks are Banned on the 4th of JulyJuly 4, 2023
These Ordinary People Were Victims of the Harlem Globetrotters’ Terrible Basketball AnticsJune 17, 2022
Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options December 10, 2023
Fuck it, Y’all Think We Can Trick Elon Musk Into Buying Us This Year for 2 Million Dollars?January 7, 2024
Entertainment Negative Reviews of ‘Waterworld’ Edited By Kevin Costner’s Assistant So He Wouldn’t Get Upset When He Read ThemBy Robert CrissJune 22, 2021 The first shot of an action hero is supposed to set the tone for a movie; remember your initial glimpses…
Life The Very Few Potential Reasons to Celebrate Anything On July FourthBy Robert Criss and David Ceron GiraldoJuly 3, 2020 You’re celebrating the Bangladeshi holiday of Ashari Purnima. You’re celebrating Guam, Samoan, and Filipino independence. You’re celebrating the colors red…
Entertainment Artificial Intelligence-Generated Celebrity ImpersonationsBy Robert CrissJanuary 15, 2020 Donald Duck Salutations, I’m your aquatic pal Donnie. Check out my blue jacket, matching cap and pants-less undercarriage to complete…
